RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARNIER

We regret to inform you that due to the author's drunkenness, today's post will not be uploaded. He has, however, come up with this frankly awesome pun for a title and is at least pleased with himself for this. I mean, really, all he had to do was change two letters around and the title you thought you knew (or at least thought you'd heard in Richard Burton's rich baritone, so syrupy it could easily leave some marks underneath a crumpet if you spread it on top) becomes something totally different and, dare I say, better. Yes, I dare say it. Better. Suck shit, Coleridge.