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Thursday, November 13, 2008

RAZOR FOLKLORE, BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GILLETTE MACH 83

Unwieldy razors were how the city's crime lords began their descent into madness. Like some dark cloud the razors descended upon the sleeping city and laid waste to the sanity of even the most brilliant criminal. And how did the razors defeat the most canny, the most devious, the most abhorrently twisted minds in living creation? With 83 blades of pure titanium steel.

3 comments:

Chris said...

It's all like some huge, terror inducing circle.

Liv said...

have you seen the late show add for the 16 blade razor? if not, i'll lend you the dvd

Christopher Currie said...

You bet I have. "And the sixteenth blade? He's just around for the ride..."