So often I'll pop over to the nice site that collates all the stats about how many (few) people visit my site. The numbers aren't so interesting, but the keyword searches certainly are. You may notice I put my favourites at the bottom of the blog. But here are a few recent ones that particularly tickled me.
a man suckin a horses wener (#1 Google Ranking for this search -- score!)
celebrity "thick turtleneck" (#11 Google Ranking -- let's get it in the top ten!)
unpacking your childs rucksack humour (#10 Google Ranking -- very proud to be so far up the list in this oft-searched term)